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Tips & Ideas

Dating Ad Translations

dating-ads-translationsWant to know what the person is REALLY like behind those “nice” descriptions in Singles Ads? Here are some translations.

DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:
She has been married three times and kept all the houses

FINE CHARACTER
She’s an ex-hooker

KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:
She’s a spend thrift and great at spending yours

STRONG FAMILY TIES:
She’s a Mafia Princess

LOVES CHILDREN:
She’s pregnant and needs a husband

WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
She’s fat

GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
She’s fat and will laugh at anything you say

THE OUTDOOR TYPE:
She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys

READY TO SETTLE DOWN:
She’s thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry

LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME:
She gets drunk every time she goes out

LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:
Often makes an ass of herself

MATURE WOMAN:
She’s at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five

HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:
She’s at least thirty-three, but dresses like a teenager

CASUAL:
She dresses like a slob

DECORATED HER OWN PLACE:
Her apartment resembles a pig sty

A GREAT DANCER:
She’s a Stripper

NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL:
She only cries twenty-seven times a day

DOESN’T CHASE MEN:
She’s more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type

SELDOM DATES:
She’s a lesbian who needs a male escort for something

UNDERSTANDS MEN:
She’s been married and divorced four times

A GOOD SPORT:
She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table

LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:
She’s five eleven and weighs seventy-three pounds

BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
She’s a former porn movie star

KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE:
None of whom would marry her

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