I knew I was in the dog house because I forgot to get a valentines day card.  So I did the next best thing, I took an old (unused) Christmas card, crossed out Merry Christmas and wrote Happy Valentines Day, Baby! XXX-000! 

Well needless to say it was torn in half and thrown in my face! The next year: Hallmark, flowers, candy, candle light dinner for two! The wisdom of hindsight!