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Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men’s Faults

He does not have a BEER GUT.

He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

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He is not a BAD DANCER.

He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

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He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.

He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

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He is not BALDING.

He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

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He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.

He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

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He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.

He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

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He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.

He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.

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He is not a SEX MACHINE.

He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

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He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.

He has SWINE EMPATHY.

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He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.

He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

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He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.

He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.