He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
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He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
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He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
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He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
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He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
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He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
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He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.
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He is not a SEX MACHINE.
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
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He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
He has SWINE EMPATHY.
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He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
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He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
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