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TheRomantic.com Tip of the Week

July 19, 2006

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~~~    In This Issue    ~~~

* From the Editor – stay cool
* Its the Little Things – using lemons
* Contest – on break
* Tip of the Week – pleasures for pumping
* Romantic Resources – get closer
* Relationship Humor
* Who is Michael Webb?
* Removal/Change of Address Instructions

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~~~    From the Editor      ~~~

If you are in the heat wave I hope you are finding ways to stay
cool.

Have a refreshing week.  — Michael

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~~~   It’s the Little Things   ~~~

Making fresh squeezed lemonade for your sweetest.  Yes, actually
squeeze some lemons, add water and sugar.  Simply divine!

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~~~  Contest     ~~~

Thanks to all who submitted a romantic *Romantic Treasure Hunt*
stories.  I have not had the time to post them yet.

Due to family coming in for a visit, I am not going to have a
contest this week.

TheRomantic.com’s ever growing PRIZE VAULT is filled with books,
several board games including Romantic Sensations, An Enchanting
Evening and others, CDs, dance lessons and other fun stuff at

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~~~ Tip of the Week ~~~

Pleasures for Pumping
by Suzy
http://theromantic.com/
A delightful way to add romance is to build up your honey’s
anticipation of what is to come.  Since I hate to pump gas in my
car, I always leave a treat inside the little door that hides the
gas cap.  It allows me to stroll into his mind…  while he is doing
a favor for me.  I like to let him know that I appreciate him doing
something that I do not enjoy.

# I use wax paper to make wonderful little see through envelopes –
fold a pair of black or white thigh high stockings…  with a little
note scratched on the wax paper to look in a certain spot in the car
for another gift of appreciation…

# thong panties makes a great bow on a tube of body paint, massage
oil, etc…

# thong panties also make great roses if you twist them just right
on a straw for the stem….  inside the straw is a note inviting my
honey out for a drink…

# my favorite lingerie is “one rose” left under the little gas cover
door – he knows exactly what I will have on when he gets home.  I
have never had to ask him to fill my gas tank.  # When I fold
laundry I sometimes slip my panty’s in one of his socks.

#I have packed him a wonderful lunch..  there is nothing like a
submarine sandwich all wrapped up ….  only to unwrap…  and
find…  its not a sub at all….  but a teddy…  nicely rolled
up…  and a note attached.

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~~~     Romantic Resources      ~~~

Draw closer together with 1000 Questions for Couples at
http://www.questionsforcouples.com/

Spice up your love life with 500 Love…making Tips & Secrets
http://theromantic.com/500tips.htm

Discover 300 Creative Dates at
http://theromantic.com/creativedates.htm

100 Bedroom Games for Couples
http://theromantic.com/games.htm

Learn the 50 Secrets of Blissful Relationships at
http://www.50secrets.com/

There is A Better Way To Date
http://theromantic.com/abetterway.htm

Read about The Romantic’s Guide to Popping the Question at
http://www.howtoproposemarriage.com/

You can purchase Michael Webb’s bestseller, The Romantic’s Guide:
Hundreds of Creative Tips for a Lifetime of Love, at bookstores
nationwide, Amazon.com or BN.com

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~~~     Relationship Humor      ~~~

Politically Correct Ways to Describe Men’s Faults

He does not have a BEER GUT.  He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY.

He is not a BAD DANCER.  He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.  He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING.  He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.  He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.  He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.  He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL
INVERSION.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.  He has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.  He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.  He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.