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ONE DIMENSIONAL ME

submitted by: Linda V.

My dear husband goes out of town on business every other weekend. One weekend I knew he would be especially lonely, so I recruited a friend of mine to help me with a surprise. I got a really big piece of paper, then had my friend trace around me. I added hair and clothes with paint. Then, I glued on a picture of my face that I had had enlarged to life-size. I rolled it up, and secretly added it to his luggage. I attached a note that told him, since I couldn’t really be with him, I  sent a one dimensional replacement.