Date Disasters

Date Disasters

BAD DATES X’s 3

submitted by: Cyndi Bray

 

romantic-hard-wood-floor-dating-disasters-terrible1) One of the worst dates I ever had was a blind date: we went out for dinner (he used a coupon, something I think is FINE after you are married, but seems cheap as a first impression!), then tells me that “I am not actually STILL a dental hygienist, I WAS, I am now unemployed.” Then, we walk through a mall that has beautiful hardwood floors. I said that I liked them. His reply? “Yeah, it’s pretty, but, with my luck, I would put something like that in my house and I would spill milk and it would seep down into the cracks and then smell really bad!” Weird

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2) Another one was with a computer programmer who had bought a nice condo, but was too cheap to pay for trash pick-up. He bragged that he “just recycles and what can’t be recycled, he takes to work to throw away at his office.” Alrighty, then.

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3) On yet another blind date he and I commiserated about our dead parents. He had lost his mother, I had lost my father. We were both near tears several times. He was a wonderfully nice guy, I think we were both just too depressing for each other.

 


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