I had saved up and bought my girlfriend (now, my wife) a nice string of pearls. I gave her all the other birthday presents, which were modest in cost, but fun. Then, I said I had to go upstairs for a while. I brought my beagle up with me, and put the pearls around her neck. We both came downstairs, and Katie (the dog), immediately jumped up on Lisa’s lap. Lisa pet her for awhile, and finally saw the stupid grin on my face, as I waited for the discovery.
Finally, I had to say, “nice collar, Katie” to get Lisa to notice. We had a good laugh, and she loved the pearls. She thanked Katie for them.
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