Well, her birthday was coming up, so I put together a birthday party in a box. I took a party balloon, inflated it, and drew my face on it using a magic marker. Then I deflated the balloon and put it in the box, along with two party hats – one for her and one for the surrogate me.
I also included the rest of the package of balloons, a box of microwave cake mix, a jar of frosting, a card, and a wrapped present. I mailed this to her shortly before her birthday. She was quite impressed.
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