For Valentines day this year, I was casually dating a guy named Chris. I am not one to pat myself on the back or anything but I got him a really thoughtful gift. He loves shrimp scampi so I cooked it for him and set everything out at his house. When it came time for me to open my gift, I was a little disappointed to find a pair of socks lying in the bottom of the box. I thought he was joking so I started laughing but quickly realized my mistake when he got all mad and stormed out. His reasoning for the socks: they were red.
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